Lounge Lizards Prints

Voice Recognition TV.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Couch Potatoes

Lizard Amusement Park

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Ereptile Dysfunction

Art Gecko.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Mile High Club

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Naked cocktails

Gordon Gekko

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

'Don't they look silly?'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"Where has he gone now?"

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'