Lounge Lizards Gifts

Voice Recognition TV.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Lizard Amusement Park

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Ereptile Dysfunction

Art Gecko.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

Mile High Club

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Naked cocktails

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

'Don't they look silly?'

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Gordon Gekko

Shirker ant.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...