Laptop Lounge Lizard Gifts

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

"Nothing for me, thanks."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Zoom Wedding

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Internet Restaurant

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"I'm binge working tonight."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...