Laptop Lounge Lizard Gifts

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

"Nothing for me, thanks."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

City Boy.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Zoom Wedding

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Internet Restaurant

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"I'm binge working tonight."