Giant Lizard Enthusiast Gifts

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Lizard Amusement Park

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Ereptile Dysfunction

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Art Gecko.

Mile High Club

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Naked cocktails

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Gordon Gekko

'Don't they look silly?'

"Where has he gone now?"

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

Genetic Modification Research Centre has an enormous Iguana catching planes.

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.