Lion Fan Gifts

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Next in Lion

Will Kill For Food

"I prefer people to animals."

The lion who swallowed his pride.

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Wolf Karaoke

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

I told you we were late!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Thug life on safari.