Lion Pride Fan Gifts

'Forget it - that is one fast zebra!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Pirate

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Thug life on safari.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Next in Lion

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Welsh Dragon

God save the Queen.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Will Kill For Food

PRIDE!

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Reflected Glory

Jewish Hall of Nachas

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."