Lions Supporter Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Next in Lion

Thug life on safari.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Lion Costume

Will Kill For Food

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Draw the Lion

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."