Lions Supporter Gifts

Lawrence Dallaglio

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Thug life on safari.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Next in Lion

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

100k Desert Crawl

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Will Kill For Food

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Lion Costume

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Draw the Lion

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.