Nfl Supporter Gifts

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'My feet are killing me.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Cheerleaders from another planet

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."