Lion Fans Gifts

Lion Costume

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Bowled over again!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Wolf Karaoke

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Thug life on safari.

Tiger Costume

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"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'