Lion Enthusiasts Gifts

'No, MY dad is the King of the Jungle!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Next in Lion

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Works every time."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

I'm sure it's fake.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Grrrr....'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"This is the best part of the movie."