Lion Lovers Gifts

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

'Jungle hair.'

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"Yes Dad, I understand the bit about going after the weak, but the sick? What if they are contagious?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

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Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

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"Works every time."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"This is the best part of the movie."

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"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'