Lion Lovers Prints

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

'Jungle hair.'

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"Yes Dad, I understand the bit about going after the weak, but the sick? What if they are contagious?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Margarita

Thug life on safari.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

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"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Works every time."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lizard Amusement Park

"This is the best part of the movie."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Ereptile Dysfunction

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

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Will Kill For Food

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."