Relaxed Lion Enthusiast Gifts

Fathers Day

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Pina Coladas

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Next in Lion

Thug life on safari.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Works every time."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"This is the best part of the movie."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Lion Costume

Will Kill For Food

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Lion Dreams

Draw the Lion

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'