Relaxed Lion Enthusiast Mugs

Fathers Day

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Pina Coladas

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Next in Lion

Thug life on safari.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Works every time."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"This is the best part of the movie."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Lion Costume

Will Kill For Food

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Reality Bites

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Draw the Lion