Sea Lion Enthusiast Mugs

'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Thug life on safari.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Sea Change.

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