Sea Lion Enthusiast Pillows

'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Thug life on safari.

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Dolphin

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing