Sea Lion Lover Pillows

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"The unlucky lemming"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"