Lion Enthusiasts Pillows

'No, MY dad is the King of the Jungle!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

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Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Works every time."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Grrrr....'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

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