Lion Taming Enthusiast Pillows

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Litter Tray Training

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

Next in Lion

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Works every time."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Education Guidance

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"This is the best part of the movie."

Will Kill For Food

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Lion Costume

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."