Lion Taming Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Litter Tray Training

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Thug life on safari.

Next in Lion

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Works every time."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Education Guidance

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Will Kill For Food

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Lion Costume

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Where did we go wrong?'