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"This is the best part of the movie."

Letting the cat out of the bag.

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Works every time."

A help lion.

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Why Lions Don't Usually Take Showers

'Your dinner's on the Serengeti.'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Might And Mane

"I was passing by the church and I heard the priest rambling about 'pride' and 'deadly sin'! Is our family OK?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Fourth Little Pig

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"