Lion Aficionado T-Shirts

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

Thug life on safari.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Mardi Gras

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"It get it – you're hungry."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hair Crop Circle

Cling-On Dog

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"