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"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

Thug life on safari.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Mardi Gras

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hair Crop Circle

Cling-On Dog

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."