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"How dare they call us 'common?!' Starlings are common. . . we're the 'spirit of the north woods' for cryin' out loud."

"Good game."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Moon: Made in China

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Moon

"Works every time."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Hillary Clinton

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Madonna.

"This is the best part of the movie."

Escher's Dog

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Johannes Brahms

Madonna

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Nelson Mandela

The Mouse King

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"I get the whole 'predator/prey' thing. I just think taking a selfie with Bob is being a little insensitive."

Martin Luther King Jr.

Louis Armstrong

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'