Aerobic Admirer T-Shirts

I used to be able to call on my body for a little bit more effort, but lately is feels like my number has been blocked.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Raheem Sterling

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Robot walking pet robot

Wilfried Zaha

First Prize!

Life and Death

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Football

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Picasso'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'