Aerobic Admirer Mugs

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Could you keep still?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Giraffe Portrait

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Wilfried Zaha

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

First Prize!

Life and Death

Football

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Flying in Formation.

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."