Blonde Admirer T-Shirts

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Love

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Love Birds love just being together

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Dancing in Love

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

American high street

SAGE (unknown model)

It had to be you!

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

Street signs in Motown.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'New plant? New hairdo?'

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Witness protection programming.

"The Americans and North-Korean leader then went on to admire each other's hairstyles."

"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

Meet Miss Subways

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.