Blonde Admirer Gifts

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Love

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Love Birds love just being together

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Dancing in Love

Rashida Jones

American high street

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

SAGE (unknown model)

It had to be you!

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Naomi Osaka

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

Street signs in Motown.

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'New plant? New hairdo?'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Witness protection programming.

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

"The Americans and North-Korean leader then went on to admire each other's hairstyles."

Meet Miss Subways

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'