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'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'I know it's gassy...'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Works every time."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Red hot little combo

Snow is falling...

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"This is the best part of the movie."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"There's the mailman!"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"