Lei Lover T-Shirts

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Margarita

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

The Critic...

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Lion Dreams

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'I need a Vacation.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Reality Bites

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Go Back to New York

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'