Eel Lover T-Shirts

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Climate Crisis

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environment Friendly House.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'My final offer.'

You are Here

"Don't even think about it."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

World as question mark.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Mankind loves Earth