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How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

"Don't even think about it."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Energy trap.

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Fracking Express

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."