Eel Enthusiasts Gifts

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Where clean coal comes from.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Energy trap.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Fracking Express

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'