Eel Enthusiast Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

Eelton John

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Stop staring"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Energy trap.

"Don't even think about it."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

Sure start.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Now you're going to say, "objection overruled." Objection overruled. What can I say? ESP is a gift from God.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

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