Eel Enthusiast Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

'Dad, do we zap in AC or DC?'

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Energy trap.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Stop staring"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Don't even think about it."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

Sure start.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'