Eel Admirer Pillows

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Eel

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'I know it's gassy...'

Robocop and Juliet.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Red hot little combo

Sharp Eyes

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"There's the mailman!"

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'