Eel Admirer Gifts

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Eel

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

Robocop and Juliet.

'I know it's gassy...'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Red hot little combo

Sharp Eyes

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"There's the mailman!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"