Electric Eel Admirer Gifts

'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"So! When's the big day?"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Eagle

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I hope you're hungry.'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush