Electric Eels Gifts

'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Love At First Shock

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

What your guitar says about you.

The Hybrid

The Electric Car

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Paul Gilbert.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"I find it very difficult to switch off."

Electric car with Batman and Therese

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Range Anxiety

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

I never know what to get mom for Christmas. It's simple. Free shipping. I always choose something cool that she wouldn't get for herself. Oooo

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

Frank Zappa

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

"It's guzzling electricity."

The Master Switch

'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'