Eel Admirers Gifts

'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Young Elvis

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Goblin.

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

"I hate recalls."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa's workshop.

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Elf

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'