Elf Aficionados Gifts

Missing Elf - Call Santa

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"I hate recalls."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Don't even think about it."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Full Serve/Elf Serve

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Goblin.

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

A baroque elk.

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"