Elf Admirer Gifts

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Hey, who are you calling a Goddam fairy?.. I'm an elf!'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

High security Santa's grotto

Santa's workshop.

Santa with an elf.

"This Christmas Santa is using a driverless sleigh."

Elf

Shelf on an Elf

Elfie Stick

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Be honest...does this suit make me look fat?'

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."

Gerald was into elf-defence

'I don't care how good you've been. I'm still not going to send my elves around to beat-up Billy Higgins, just because he's been calling you names!'

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Goblin.

You're putting it together? Are you new here? IKEA Elves.

"My dear dear, Anne. I fear my past has finally caught up with me."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Snow Devil

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.