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'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Goblin.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"I hate recalls."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa's workshop.

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'Be honest...does this suit make me look fat?'

Elf