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'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"So! When's the big day?"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Eagle

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'I hope you're hungry.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'