Electrical Gifts

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Rage.

Light Bulb Moment

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'He likes to power nap.'

Evolution.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Hiding the electronics.

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Invest in technology."

Early Colour TV

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Not-So Smart Meter

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."