Electrical Pillows

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Rage.

Light Bulb Moment

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'He likes to power nap.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Evolution.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Invest in technology."

The Not-So Smart Meter

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Early Colour TV

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

AA Meeting Here Today

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."