Electrical Technician Pillows

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

A young Don King

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Light Bulb Moment

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

The Family Joules: Part 16

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

The discovery of electricity...