Electronic Technician Pillows

Wolf to howling wolf: 'Wow! Great signal! Who's your communications provider?'

Al's Computer Salvage.

'In order to give children what they want these days, I now have to hire electronic technicians instead of elves.'

Robot Beggar

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Where was I?

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."