Electricians Pillows

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Early American electric guitar.

Robot porn.

'Ladies, I give you the future of electricity: The Buckcord!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'He likes to power nap.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

AA Meeting Here Today

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The discovery of electricity...

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Pan Extension Chord