Electricians Pillows

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Early American electric guitar.

Robot porn.

'Ladies, I give you the future of electricity: The Buckcord!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'He likes to power nap.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

AA Meeting Here Today

The Not-So Smart Meter

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The discovery of electricity...

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Pan Extension Chord

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Nuclear generation of energy.