Electrical Technician Gifts

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Light Bulb Moment

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The discovery of electricity...

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."