Electronic Repair Technician Gifts

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Dummies Books.

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Where does it hurt?'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Go on! Pick a card.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Computer Frustration

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Caveman wheel repairers.

Genius Bar

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Robot Zombies.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Robot Beggar